Bradley Almond

Going into my 3rd season as Brad’s football Manager, I just hope he doesn’t break another bone in his fragile Asian body! After breaking his wrist in first season, he followed it up last year by fracturing his delicate cheekbone and nearly diminishing those baby face features! After he started the game badly he saw a ball hanging in the air and he threw his head at it full whack only to come off the worst all I remember was someone from the oppos saying “is his nose usually that big?” and I just replied “yes mate don’t worry about that”! Because of injuries and being totally whipped by the beautiful Stacey, Brad has not had the chance to cement a regular first team spot at left back. However, when he does play he brings calmness to the defence with his football brain, often taking the ball down, and starting the next attack with a sick ball. Brad isn’t blessed with pace, but makes up for it with a footballing mind that allows him to read the wingers next move. Brad is second in line behind Ginge for left footed set pieces, and I would like to see him crack home a goal for us this year. Watch out for Brad’s new shop opening on a street corner near you, “Almond’s Asian Treats”.

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